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Neat Meat DC Verified

Preferred Caterer
Food TruckFull Service Catering, Food Truck
LocationWashington DC, DC
11+ Years in business

Super Great For

  • Custom Menus
  • Huge Events
  • Corporate Catering
  • Vegans & Vegetarians

We know you will #enjoe!

Chef Joe of Neat Meat DC

Neat Meat DC Menu

Main

Stay Classy Joe

Ground beef brisket in our special tomato-based sauce

Joey Melt

Stay Classy Joe topped with honey caramelized onions and classic American cheese

Thanksgiving Joe

Pulled white and dark meat turkey Joe in light gravy, topped with fresh cranberry sauce

Club Joe

Pulled white and dark meat turkey Joe in light gravy, topped with spiced brown sugar bacon, lettuce, and tomato

El Jefe

Pulled spiced pork Joe in a Cerveza chipotle sauce, topped with a pineapple pickled onion relish and cotija cheese

Miso Joe

Vegan Joe full of tofu, eggplant, and button mushrooms, finished off with a spicy carrot slaw

PesJoe

Chopped Chicken Joe marinated in an Italian Pesto Sauce Topped with a Zesty Sundried Tomato Spread & Mozzarella Cheese

Irie Joe

Pulled Chicken Joe in an island inspired Jerk Sauce. Topped with a cool red cabbage mango slaw

It's All Greek to Joe

Ground lamb Joe filled with classic Greek flavors topped with feta, fresh cucumber, and pickled onions

Sides

Baked Beans

BBQ baked beans

Coleslaw

Crispy coleslaw

Potato Salad

Baby red potato salad

Chips

Assortment of chips

Mac-N-Cheese

Cheesy homemade mac-n-cheese

Desserts

Joe Crispy Bar

Classic rice crispy treat with salty pretzels and gooey fudge brownies! This is one bar you won't have to study for!

Drinks

Lemonade

Sweet Tea

Joe's 50/50

Joe's 50/50

Past Catering Events

29 event organizers have booked Neat Meat DC using Roaming Hunger

Other Catering

November 2017 * Potomac, MD

50+ attendees

Marketing Event Catering

November 2018 * Germantown, MD

130+ attendees

Corporate Catering

August 2020 * Sterling, VA

50+ attendees

Meet Chef Joe
What is the story behind your business' name?

Neat encompasses our view of our sandwich varieties as far as orderliness, unique flavors, an overall positive dining experience.

About Neat Meat DC

  • Black Owned
  • Family Business
Nnamdi Nwaneri and Na'Im Moses first met in law school back in 2017 where they instantly struck up a friendship. Nnamdi eventually told Na'Im a dream he had unrelated to his aspirations to become an attorney. He wanted to open up his very own restaurant serving gourmet takes on the sloppy joy. Rather than scoff at the notion, Na'Im thought this was an incredible idea. The pair spent the ensuing years learning anything and everything they could about the Washington DC food scene. After a few years of diligent planning, Neat Meat DC was born. Now, Nnamdi and Na'Im spend their days rolling across the city in their own food truck dishing out all things sloppy joe. The joes here aren’t just made with the traditional ground beef. Instead, you’ll find everything from pulled spice pork to ground lamb to well-seasoned tofu gracing these sammies. Enjoy some sweet-and-savory action by sinking your teeth into Joe Goes To Thanksgiving, a sloppy joe stuffed with ground turkey topped off with cranberry sauce. Enjoy some tropical flavor via a sandwich stuffed with pulled chicken smothered in jerk sauce. Don’t forget a side to round out your meal, like a gooey serving of mac ‘n cheese or some crispy, crunchy coleslaw. This is but a brief preview of the decadent options whipped up here, so you’ll have to head on out and peruse the menu yourself. Or, bring all this straight to you by booking Neat Meat DC for your next event. A hearty spread of sammies is bound to be a crowd-pleaser. MUST TRY PesJoe — Chopped chicken marinated in a full-bodied Italian pesto topped off with mozzarella and sun-dried tomatoes.

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