Gelato's great and all, but it'd be a whole lot better if it were soft-serve. This applies to almost everything in life, obviously, but we're talking about gelato right now, so gelato it is that fits into this narrative. And what a narrative it is - it's a story about rich, chocolatey flavor with chunks of brownie, drizzled in more of itself, altogether named the Chocolate Abduction. It's a story about the Salty de Leche - caramel and crushed pretzel swirling in yet more chocolate, finished with salt. It's a story about vanilla and cotton candy sprinkles, and actual cotton candy and cherry glaze, altogether referred to as the Nashvegas.
It's a story about a whole lotta great characters you're gonna wanna meet, really. It's set in the majestic world of your own mouth, and it takes as long to finish as you'd like. The best part of all - it has infinite sequels. Catch the Frisson truck for yourself to start your own chapter. Just watch out: it's one of those once-you-start-you-can't-stop kinda stories. The ones that take over your life. The ones that start to feel better than real life. So say your goodbyes to reality, a better narrative's coming right around the corner just for you.