Cult of the Joe Burger
Super Great For
- On-Set Catering
- Family Events
- Corporate Catering
- Vegetarians
Eat, Drink, OBEY!



Cult of the Joe Burger Menu
The Goods
Dr. Philafel
Homemade falafel with black beans, Kordas' brioche bun, LTO, garlic sauce, tahini. w/ fries
Tripple Lindy
Three sliders with caramelized sweet onions, obscene amounts of mozzarella on Kordas’ Metropolitan pan rolls. w/ fries
313 Chicken Sanguiche
Buttermilk fried chicken, Kordas' brioche bun, LTO, 313 sauce, Kewpie mayo. w/ fries
The Burger
Fairway's Chop House burger, Kordas' brioche bun, LTO, cheese, Bacon- Jam mayo. w/ fries
the Melty Man
(Grilled Cheese) Sourdough bread, all the cheeses with caramelized onions & grilled tomato. w/ fries
Everything Else
313 Wings
4 Smoked chicken wings tossed in 313 Sauce.
Melty Mini
Grilled cheese (Merican') on golden brioche. w/ fries
Chicken Strips
Golden brown crispy chicken. w/ fries (Ranch, BBQ, or 313 sauce)
Fries
Is potato
Kid's Sliders
Two sliders “plain” w/ ‘Merican cheese. w/ fries
Drinks
Water
Cold, see-through, comes in a bottle. Fish love this stuff!
Faygo pops
We regularly carry 12-14 varieties of Faygo pop. 12 oz. cans. Choose any 3 or 4 flavors for your guests.
St. Alphonso's
Dem Cakes, Yo!
Father O'Blivion's original, world-famous recipe. They're so light and fluffy brown, they're the finest in the town. St. Alphonso would be proud!
the Marshall's Half Stack
Half stack of the saintly Father O's famous cakes. Leprechaun enhanced!
Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs & Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs & Spam. Just like it says. (Comes with one of the reverend's fluffy pancakes for good measure.)

About Cult of the Joe Burger
- Women Owned
- Family Business
- Mom & Pop Business
But the fun doesn't stop at the cart; they're here to spread the joy of flavorful worship at your next event. The Cult of the Joe Burger caters to all occasions, from weddings to festivals and everything in between. Book their All-American food truck for your next gathering, and let satisfied stomachs spread like wildfire. With the Triple Lindy sliders and The Melty Man grilled cheese on the menu, your guests are in for a divine treat that's anything but ordinary. Come join the Cult of the Joe Burger, where every bite is a heavenly experience!
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