Despite the name, La Pendejá isn't here to fool around - if you want your hunger squashed, it's got the weapons for it. Weapons like a jumbo tripleta wrap, pan-fried potatoes smothered in cheese, and quesadillas that defy zoning laws. In fact, calling it comfort food might be a stretch - when it's this big and this tasty, it's tough to slow the pace or qualities you're consuming, ensuring an end result that feels closer to immobilization than comfort. Unless of course, being immobilized is actually your idea of comfort. And in that case, visiting La Pendejá is the smartest move you could possibly make. Just give it at least 30 minutes....or hours, before returning to the water. You're gonna be too blissed-out for foolish activities like swimming, or surfing, or just....walking back to the beach.