Mofos has a bacon cheeseburger with glazed donuts for buns. The end. If you're weird enough to not be running out the door to find them already, I guess we'll continue. Weirdo. On the backend of this absolute, objectively perfect gastronomical masterpiece (code-named the Dough-Fo, naturally) is a full roster of savory creations that'll make you drool in your sleep. Once you're in your food coma, naturally. From a pulled pork burger to a memphis coleslaw dog, these are the things children dream up before their souls are squashed by the weight of what many call "reality". Here to show how delicious reality can really be again are Mofos. Answer the call, and find all your old dreams have just been sitting there, cooking, waiting for you. And they taste a lot better than they ever could in your fantasies. Mainly cause - again, believe it or not, they're very real indeed.